New email schedule

Thank you, dear subscriber, for opening my emails.

These emails are meant to entertain. At the least, make you laugh, and at best, inspire you in some way.

But that’s not an easy feat. Especially as this writer is still learning how to do it.

And with spelling and grammar mistakes aside, there is also the question of writing voice.

That is, the style, tone, and angle at which I present whatever is in my head to you, in letter form.

Now, I have many voices. Sometimes I arise from bed sounding more like Barry White than Barry Gibb, and on some mornings it’s the other way around!

Sorry, that’s not writing, that’s singing.

And by the way, I sing like a nightingale bird—impersonating DMX.

I’m still not talking about writing style, am I? Sorry.

And this email was supposed to be about schedules!

Long story short, what I’m going to do is write to you once a week, on Sundays. And I hope you’ll read what I have to say.

The style in which I write to you will probably be different from what you’ve read so far as I find my writing voice.

But the hope will remain: to entertain.

So thank you again for reading these experiments in entertainment.

I’ll write to you again this coming Sunday, and every other Sunday after.

Have a good week. Try not to shit yourself and always brush your tongue.

Love, Deep